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My three year old told me her “spark” was telling people what her poop looks like. Then she took a shit, looked at it, and said “This one is an S.” #Pixar
Live look at Mitch McConnell making sure no one get a dime over $600.
Enough is enough.
Justice for Terry.
Because I HATE when I count some shit and motherfuckers touch it and mess up my whole count.
Can anyone recommend something that’s like Soul, but not quite as good? I want to watch a movie, but not feel anything.
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